idealism: (Skywards emo)
[ooc: this is happening after a very gory fight that's going to require that they take some time healing up.]

[Locked] to the best of Tsuzuki's ability )

[Later in the same day, Tsuzuki does some groceries. Just because he has to take care of Hisoka and Draco at home doesn't mean he can avoid those chores. He studies his note seriously, wondering where he can find olive oil and cheese. If anyone wants to run into him, now is the chance.]
idealism: (It spoke!  Shock and awe.)
[The feed begins shakily, because Tsuzuki is trying to use it has a camcorder.]Be careful with him. He's still just a baby.

[Hisoka sounds exasperated, flipping a page in his book. Tsuzuki lifts his journal so he comes into focus: one of Hisoka's wings is clearly missing.] Tsuzuki, all cats land on their feet.


Are you sure? I mean, what if it's -

Then this happens. )
idealism: (NOT WHAT I MEANT)
[Tsuzuki ducks to avoid an adorable flock of sparrows who are determined to impale him. As he gets up, he clutches his bag of cinnabons with suicidal determination.]

[He's too surprised to really be angry. Still, that doesn't mean he's going to surrender his treats without a fight. Tsuzuki swats at the sparrows, bolting for the bakery door.]


Bad birds! These are mine!
idealism: (the difficulty setting is too high.)
[Coming from the dumping site in the woods, Tsuzuki staggers into town, disoriented and sleepy from the kidnapping. Shivering, he hurries over the nearest bridge, past number 12, 15 and 17 and pushes his way into the nearest doorway. He really can't wait to get a good night's sleep without worrying that he'll be poked with Sharp Pointy Things.

[He has, unfortunately, walked into the absolutely wrong house. Tsuzuki blinks, lost.]

[It's really not his day today.]
idealism: (Astonished)

[Today Tsuzuki's network post is arranged by his two sock-puppets. Literally. He's wearing a colorful sock on each hand, trying to be anonymous. One of the sock-puppets hold up a sign with a flying, fat baby on it. It's holding a bow and arrow.]


Greetings everyone!

My name is Sock!

My name is Sock Too!

Today we're going to talk about

Valentine's Day! )
idealism: (I speak in hearts.)
[Tsuzuki is distracted - he has rounded up snow by the center of the town, and is in the process of making a snow creature out of it. Unfortunately, it looks like he has no talent for making these things.]

[His snowman looks livid, has large glasses and a tie. That's as far as he gets before he goes inside the bakery to warm himself up. He opens the communicator.]


Just for your information, it looks like we were running out of mittens and scarves.
idealism: (do not want)
[Tsuzuki's talking to someone off camera, oblivious that he's transmitting their conversation to the whole town. He sounds upset.]

What do you mean 'Link's moving out'? Can't we at least talk about this?
idealism: (gyaaaah!)
Duo and Link's just gotten home, and now Hisoka and Hijiri have been mallynapped. At least I think they have- Hisoka wouldn't have left without telling me. I hope. I wish he'd woken me up. Does anyone know how long a regular abduction lasts?

Oh. And greetings to the new feathers. Are you settling in all right? If you have any extra time, feel free to come down to the garden. Elicia and I will be attempting to plant candy trees.
idealism: (Kitty tantrums are so cute)
[The feed is currently showing the living room of number 49. Tsuzuki's up on a small ladder, trying to fasten a birthday-banner to the ceiling. Hisoka's birthday is today, and he's planning on surprising him with cake and presents. His poor partner's been feeling so down lately, Tsuzuki hopes that this might distract him from his gloom.]

[Feel free to interrupt him.]
idealism: (puppy wants a treat)
[I should have known better than to fix the frying pan with duct tape before using it. Those pancakes really didn't taste good. Not even with syrup. ...Hisoka looks thoughtful today. Maybe he's daydreaming. I wish I knew--

T-there's got to be a way for this not to be readable. Is it possible to lie when it records this? Testing. My eyes are blu...rple. B- bl-p--ewwwple. Purple. :/

Maybe if I count sheep for the rest of my days I'll be safe. One sheep, two sheep, three...]


Hijiri, I'm going to plant flowers today! So if there's anything you and Duo want under your windows, let me know. And sorry about the mess in the kitchen, I'll try to clean it up later, and get a new frying pan. The old one practically fell apart.

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