[Duo's laughing even harder now, thinking about how Hisoka would react if Duo walked in on him and Tsuzuki and offered the big guy a bottle of lube. Duo's going to cry if he laughs any harder. That or fall over.]

'course I'll take good cara him! It's my job! [There's a lot more to it than that and Duo's not going to explain it, but if Tsuzuki can read really quickly, he might catch some things about tamed Shinigami, souls, a maid, and killing anyone who would think about hurting Hijiri.]

Hey, man. [Does Duo sound a little concerned about Tsuzuki? Naw, must just be the imagination. He wouldn't be concerned about his rival.] You alright? I don't know what's really goin' on with you and this guy, but I'm startin' ta guess. I was just sayin' that was a ya ta make a mass murderer sick.