[Duo tries really hard to stop laughing long enough to answer the question himself, but the thought of alcohol sends him off some more with thoughts of Hisoka drunk. Now that's really funny.] And he might accept the lube!

Hmmm guess that works if you don't want people seein' your thoughts.

Yeah, he'd have ta actually have someone like him for him ta have a girl friend. And I don't think that guy really even makes friends. Makes it more fun ta annoy him that way. He's popular with me and he's all mine and the girls can't have him.