[Today Tsuzuki's network post is arranged by his two sock-puppets. Literally. He's wearing a colorful sock on each hand, trying to be anonymous. One of the sock-puppets hold up a sign with a flying, fat baby on it. It's holding a bow and arrow.]

Greetings everyone!

My name is Sock!

My name is Sock Too!

Today we're going to talk about

( Valentine's Day! )

Duo and Link's just gotten home, and now Hisoka and Hijiri have been mallynapped. At least I think they have- Hisoka wouldn't have left without telling me. I hope. I wish he'd woken me up. Does anyone know how long a regular abduction lasts?

Oh. And greetings to the new feathers. Are you settling in all right? If you have any extra time, feel free to come down to the garden. Elicia and I will be attempting to plant candy trees.