Fuda # 1 [video/action]

[idealism]

[New feathers! Tsuzuki was walking around in the forest and came across the village by accident. He tried to cover his chest by crossing his arms.]

Excuse me! Does anyone know where I could get a shirt? Some shirt-bandit apparently robbed me while I slept.

[He remembered he now has wings. That's going to take a while to get used to.]

...And where can I find a pair of scissors?

Comments

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[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

But it's apple. You like apples, don't you?

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[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

If I wanted an apple, then I'd eat an apple and not put myself at risk of a diabetic coma.

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[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

Come on, Hisoka. Pie is your friend. But I suppose I could always cook you something later.

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[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

You will do no such thing.

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[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking curry.

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[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking I don't want to deal with a fire today.

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[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking a small piece of pie would do you good. And I promise I won't cook if you taste?

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[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

...Deal. [Grumblegrumble]

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[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

[Victory! To make matters worse for Hisoka, he holds out the fork with the piece on.]

Here.

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[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

That fork's been in your mouth. That's disgusting.

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[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

I'd wipe it off, but there's pie on it!

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[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

...This is so degrading. [But despite the mumbling, he takes the mouthful and swallows as quickly as possible, trying to not leave the sugary mess in his mouth long enough to coat his tongue.] ...There. Happy?

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[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

Very. Was it as bad as you thought? [Apparently satisfied for now, he goes back to inhaling food eating again. Delicious comfort food is delicious.] Huh. That reminds me, I need a better picture of you.

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[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

Worse. Don't ever make me do that again. [And Hisoka will be pretending not to notice Tsuzuki's general lack of manners] ...Of me? Why?

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[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

At least you didn't faint, so it can't have been as bad sake. [Tsuzuki: 1, Pie: 0. He was hungry. Now that he's done, his attention is back on his partner.] Isn't that obvious? I've been meaning to get one that wasn't taken by Watson by accident, anyway.

Besides, I like your wings.

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[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

... The wings are stupid.

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[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

No they're not. I think they're cute.

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[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

Of course you'd think that.

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[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

I'll probably change my mind when it's time to get out of the shirt again. But until then they're cute.

Why did yours twitch when I said that?

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[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

They didn't. You're imagining things. [They so did.]

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[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

[Doesn't answer, but taps chin thoughtfully. Now that he's filled with sugar, be prepared for some a thoughtful look at the wings.]

There's an easy way to figure that out.

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[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

What are you planning now?

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[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

Who said I was planning anything? I'm not planning anything.

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[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

You'd better not.

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[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

Well, I mean, it can't be because I said they were cute. If it was because they were cute, you would've gone and gotten more of that free pie and tossed it at me.

It's probably just your wings getting a sugar overdose.