Fuda # 17 | [Video/action]

[idealism]

[Tsuzuki is up early today, gathering up scraps and old bread. When his bag is filled, he sleepily dresses in his winter attire, humming on a song he can only remember in fragments.]

I want a cracker like an animal
You whip me like I'm in OZ.

[He picks up the communicator, not realizing that it's been recording the whole time.]

[To his defense, he just woke up.]

Hi, I was just wondering... does anyone have any leftover bread? There's a family of deer in the woods that I want to feed.

Comments

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

So leave them alone and maybe you'll be doing a service to the community.

.... [He mumbles something distant and dismissive that involves the words "feed" and "cat".]

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

But Hisoka, since we have to live together I might as well try to make peace with them.

[Hisoka doesn't have to explain. Tsuzuki let's the subject drop for the moment..] Do you want to come and feed them with me? I bet they'll eat right out of your hand.

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

If you say so.

You're not going to drop this until I go, are you?

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

[...Through bribery! I mean food! I mean.] You'll thank me when deer-evolution comes and we're spared!

No, can't say I will. Does that mean you'll come?

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

... Deer evolution.

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

Hey, they've already started to talk. Next thing you know they'll be walking around on two legs, demanding equal rights.

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

You're drunk, aren't you?

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

I only drank a little. And that was yesterday, so I should be fine now.

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

I'm checking your breath when I get there.

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

Don't you trust me, Hisoka?

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

No.

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

Awww. So mean. Keep that up and one day I might start to believe you.

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

Believe what you want. [He's almost at 49 anyway.]

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

I think you trust me a little, otherwise you wouldn't come with me to the woods.
[Tsuzuki is there, preparing to head out as they speak. He locks the door behind him as he leaves.]