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Fuda # 18 | Sock 'n' roll.
[Today Tsuzuki's network post is arranged by his two sock-puppets. Literally. He's wearing a colorful sock on each hand, trying to be anonymous. One of the sock-puppets hold up a sign with a flying, fat baby on it. It's holding a bow and arrow.]
Greetings everyone!
My name is Sock!
My name is Sock Too!
Today we're going to talk about
Valentine's Day!
On Earth, it's common to give your valentine chocolates or a card on the 14th of february. It means you really like them! Then, if they like you back, on White Day they give you chocolate in return!
What if my valentine isn't in Luceti anymore?
That's easy. You still write them a card, but we put them in... this! [Some fumbling later, Tsuzuki produces a heavy box with a heart on top. He makes the sock-puppets open it with a creak.]
That way, when your valentine returns to Luceti, you can show them this card. Then they'll know you never forgot about them!
[He tries to reach for the off-button on his communicator, and ends up showing half his face. And he still can't press the right button.]
Oh damnit.
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Well... maybe that's for the best. You never know if someone might have allergies. Disasterous end for a date, that.
I've always found a bottle of wine or rum works better as a present anyway.
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How did you think of allergies, by the way? It's not something a lot of people consider.
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We~ell... that's a bit of a story... and a lot of misunderstandings, and... let's just say it ended with me nearly being eaten alive.
Literally.
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[WHAT.]
That is awful! Cannibals?
But wait, you're alive now. Did you escape?
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...
...
Yes, we said T-REX.]
Near enough.
Oh, I got out with my head more or less on my shoulders. My other bits had a little rougher time, but it wasn't anything time couldn't make right as rain.
Anyway. Alcohol. It solves all ills.
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You can survive that? That...[Sounds like Tsuzuki's own regenerative powers, actually, but he can't say that.] I thought you were human.
And anyway, I agree with you about alcohol.
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Yes? [It was a vicious fight, sure, but Law can give as good as he gets and then some. He was strong back then and is stronger now.
And with the stronger you get in One Piece, the more you can withstand, and the harder you are to kill.]
... thought...
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Planning to give a bottle to a certain someone this holiday?
[Likely not, but he's still going to tease you with that.]
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You might find someone here. It wouldn't be the first time people have fallen in love in Luceti.
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... the hell.]
... maybe... I haven't had much luck in that department so far.
[Smile.]
Perhaps you'll have the same good luck. Who knows. Perhaps there's someone thinking of you now.
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Oh no, I doubt it. But if someone did, I'd hope they'd let me know.
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... he can't find himself looking forward to this holiday.]
[Totally back to the usual chillaxed state.]
Really? I find that hard to believe. You seem quite nice. [Slightly teasing good naturedly] I think you're due for a revelation sooner or later.
[Yes, should he find out certain things later, he will facepalm for having said that.]
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Nah. You're nicer than me. Girls must be throwing themselves at you. [There, that takes care of his sudden shyness, he hopes.]
[....And if certain revelations happen later, Tsuzuki will find this conversation very ironic.]