Fuda # 18 | Sock 'n' roll.
[Today Tsuzuki's network post is arranged by his two sock-puppets. Literally. He's wearing a colorful sock on each hand, trying to be anonymous. One of the sock-puppets hold up a sign with a flying, fat baby on it. It's holding a bow and arrow.]
Greetings everyone!
My name is Sock!
My name is Sock Too!
Today we're going to talk about
Valentine's Day!
On Earth, it's common to give your valentine chocolates or a card on the 14th of february. It means you really like them! Then, if they like you back, on White Day they give you chocolate in return!
What if my valentine isn't in Luceti anymore?
That's easy. You still write them a card, but we put them in... this! [Some fumbling later, Tsuzuki produces a heavy box with a heart on top. He makes the sock-puppets open it with a creak.]
That way, when your valentine returns to Luceti, you can show them this card. Then they'll know you never forgot about them!
[He tries to reach for the off-button on his communicator, and ends up showing half his face. And he still can't press the right button.]
Oh damnit.
[Written] I'm not a pervert, Tsuzuki. It's black lace, with a nice little bow.
[Written] lace is not too bad! Wait, did you say 'bow'?
[Written] I thought it was fitting, considering you will be my Valentine's Day present.
[Written]/SPITTAKE
[Written] Say it, Tsuzuki, don't spray it. But I will not take no for an answer~
[Written] what about 'hell no'?
I hope it'll work for you. Especially now that valentine's day is coming up.
[Written] The same hell you wanted to send me to when you stabbed me? ♥
[Written] ... That was different. ;n;
[Written] 1/2
[Written] I never thought you would shed tears for me. I'm touched.
Thank you, but I must be going now.
...And in case I don't get to speak with you again, happy Valentine's Day.
[Written]
Happy Valentine's Day!
Oh, and I'm sorry. I don't think I caught your name.
[Written]
I'm the one who should apologize for being so rude. Sugimura Mamoru. [It was the name of one of his classmates in med school. Someone he didn't like, but nevertheless...]
And you are?
[Written]
I'm Tsuzuki Asato! Nice to meet you, Mamoru. [And predictably, he's bowing even thought Muraki would have no way of seeing it.]
Re: [Written]
The pleasure is all mine, Tsuzuki. [Being able to say your name without raising suspicion is more satisfying than expected.] How can I ever repay you for helping me?
[Written]
[Written]
Though one day I promise I'll find a way to return the favor. I insist.
[Written]
[Written]
For now, take care of yourself, Tsuzuki. [And with that he closes his journal, ending the conversation.]