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Current Location: in the rose bush, covered in thorns.

Fuda # 29 | [video/failed filter]

Okay, I know this might be a stupid question but....

[He looks over his shoulder. It appears the coast is clear. He turns back, lowering his voice.]

Just how are you supposed to keep your wings groomed, exactly? Are you supposed to brush them? In that case, with what? It's a lot harder to do it yourself than I imagined.

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[Idiot. Draco wouldn't make stupid posts like this, you know.]

Apparently, you find someone stupidly sentimental enough to babysit you, if one goes by your example.

[Draco wasn't born a hundred years ago, either. Tsuzuki beams at his journal when he hears the familiar voice. Stupidly sentimental, huh?]

Hisoka! Where are you right now?

Out. [Out with his magical BFF who has magic warming abilities in the freezing cold weather, nyyah.]

What did you get yourself into this time?

[Just rub it in, why don't you. He shrugs his shoulder, and winces at the movement.]

The rose bush.

What are you doing in the-- [...No. No, he doesn't really want to know.]

Shall I pick up some shears on my way home?

No!!

I've been trying to keep it healthy all year. We're not cutting it down.

Just... Do you think you could do me a favor when you get home?

[SIGH.]

What?

Could you help me get some of the thorns out? I can't reach that far.

Sounds like I don't have much of a choice in the matter.

Thanks, 'Soka.

But you know, if you're really busy, you don't have to do it right now. We can wait until you come to bed tonight.

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TSUZUKI! If you're going to say stupid things, learn how to filter!

Huh? I thought I-- [There's a quick fumbling sound as he double-checks.] I'm sorry!

At least it's a good thing that no one's around to hear it, right?

Shut up.

[And then, behind him:] You shut up too!

[And it's not long before a British drawl pops up in that conversation.

Well. Not so much a drawl as laughing.]

Seriously? Seriously?

[It's a good ting Draco can't see him, because the laughter is making him flush red. Tsuzuki begins to speak quickly and defensively, with an undertone of guilt.]

Draco's there?

Yes he is. Dumbass.

And you. Stop laughing. Come help me pull my idiot partner out of a rose bush.

'lo, Tsuzuki. [So much blackmail material you've no idea.]

[Except what. What even.] Why do I have to help?!

I didn't know that he was-- hey, Draco. [He squirms, hoping that Hisoka won't murder him on sight.]

At least it wasn't someone else. Draco knows that we... you know.

You have to help because you're the one who thought it was funny.

Tsuzuki. Shut. Up.

Draco doesn't wish to know these things though, that's the problem.

So because I laughed, I actually have to help? What kind of a logic is that?

I don't need help! I can get out by myself, I promise.

You ask for help, of course. [ Or you have telekinesis. ]

I guess that's a good idea. [He wriggles a thorn out of his wing.]

Say, Joshua. Are you busy?

Not at the moment, hee hee. Why?

Well... [He isn't sure asking a favor is an entirely good idea. He goes on regardless.] I have some thorns stuck in my wings that are driving me nuts.

Why of course I'll help you!

Thank you. You're really helping me out.

[Then it occurs to him.]

Have you been to house 49 before? I can tell you the way.

Is that the same place you carried me to that one time? [ Where he blew up the door frame? ]

Yeeeah. You're not still mad about that, are you?

I might be. But I think we just answered your other question.

Shall I come over?

I'm sorry I scared you. I just wanted to help.

[He hesitates before he answers.]

Yes, please.

I wouldn't exactly call it scaring. [ But at least Tsuzuki has now learned the important of lesson of don't mess with Josh when something's going wrong. Luckily the person to try it before him wound up with a bullet wound through the chest, so Tsuzuki got off lightly! ] But I'll be there soon.

...well it's not like they're hair. [It's a silly question, but at the same time it's a good question...not really something he's thought about.] You'd think flapping them a few times to straighten them out would be good enough.

[He blinks and picks up his journal, for the moment ignoring his surroundings.] Yeah, normally that works. I guess I was just unlucky.

Are they bothering you that much?

Normally, no. [He laughs weakly, scratching his neck.] But normally I don't fall into rose bushes either.

Ouch. [A thought.] You probably shouldn't do that.

[He laughs weakly.] Next time I will be sure to follow your advice.

What were you doing near a rose bush in the winter anyway?

I just wanted to make sure it was going to survive the winter. A garden without roses isn't really a garden.

I didn't think most plants even survived the snow, let alone roses. What's special about them anyway?

Don't they normally do that on their own?

What, groom themselves?

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oh Tsuzuki... such fail. Such, such fail. XD Also [Voice!]

[Voice!] he has a tendency for that. XD