Fuda #34

[idealism]

[This time around, all Tsuzuki recorded was his slurred voice.]

What do you mix -- get if you mix vodka, liquor and raspberry juice?

[A long pause. There''s a clink of the glass. Consider how full of suck the world has been lately, it's a great day for drinking.]

Tatsumi's gone. His things were gone when I checked. There's not a lot of people left now.

So it's time to drink to them.

Comments

[Action]

[cynicism]

[...Tug.]

Come on. Behave yourself. People can see.

[Action]

[idealism]

Thass ok. They're probly drunk too.

[He reluctantly follows as he's tugged, only losing his balance a couple of times. The last time leads him straight into bumping against Hisoka's hip.]

Sarry.

[Action]

[cynicism]

[He wobbles because Tsuzuki is kind of a giant, but the tugging continues.]

That's no excuse. Be dignified.

[Action]

[idealism]

Why?

[Action]

[cynicism]

Because you're an adult. You're a shinigami, and you're Japanese.

[Action]

[idealism]

[What's with this use of logic on a drunk person. That's like bringing a gun to a knifefight.]

You'rright.


We should've done some karaoke.

[Action]

[cynicism]

Just. Walk. [...Grr.]

[Action]

[idealism]

[He does. Walking in silence is boring, though.]

Hey 'Soka?

[Action]

[cynicism]

Yeah?

[Action]

[idealism]

What've you been doing today?

[Action]

[cynicism]

Why do you care?

[Action]

[idealism]

'Fcourse I care. Yourr my partner.

[Action]

[cynicism]

But it's not as though there's anything productive to do here. So what's the point in asking every day?

[Action]

[idealism]

Cuz I want to know? I like hearing about wha you do. Or donn do.

[Action]

[cynicism]

Today I sat aside and watched my partner obliterate his liver, rendering him incapacitated until it regenerates.

[Action]

[idealism]

I'm not incapisated. Jush drunk.

'm glad you're looking out for me.

[Action]

[cynicism]

...Yeah, whatever.

[Action]

[idealism]

Whas wrong?

[Action]

[cynicism]

Nothing, Tsuzuki.

[Action]

[idealism]

You're angry. Ish it because of the drinking?

Re: [Action]

[cynicism]

I'm not angry, Tsuzuki.,

[Action]

[idealism]

Then what are you?

[Action]

[cynicism]

I'm taking you home.

[Action]

[idealism]

You ARE angry. --Waitasec.

[He wobbles and kneels down on the ground. Tying his shoes while drunk, what fun. At least it's better than tripping on them.]

[Action]

[cynicism]

[ ...

and so Hisoka pauses to wait, chewing on the inside of his mouth.]