Fuda # 2 (Dial 1 to deny everything, dial 2 to dig yourself deeper.)

[idealism]

[I should have known better than to fix the frying pan with duct tape before using it. Those pancakes really didn't taste good. Not even with syrup. ...Hisoka looks thoughtful today. Maybe he's daydreaming. I wish I knew--

T-there's got to be a way for this not to be readable. Is it possible to lie when it records this? Testing. My eyes are blu...rple. B- bl-p--ewwwple. Purple. :/

Maybe if I count sheep for the rest of my days I'll be safe. One sheep, two sheep, three...]

Hijiri, I'm going to plant flowers today! So if there's anything you and Duo want under your windows, let me know. And sorry about the mess in the kitchen, I'll try to clean it up later, and get a new frying pan. The old one practically fell apart.

Comments

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

...It started with the handle.

[telepathicchaos.livejournal.com]

I see... very interesting. [... That flat utensil with the handle. You use it flip food in the frying pan.]

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

Do you know where I can find a new one?

[telepathicchaos.livejournal.com]

Possibly one of the shops will have others. [I'm Schuldig. Your name is Tsuzuki.]

[ooc: Not sure if you know, but Schuldig is a telepath so that's why he knew his name.]

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

I hope so, or there will never be pancakes again.

[ooc: That's cool, I knew. Feel free to catch more about him if he wants.]

[telepathicchaos.livejournal.com]

And that would be a shame. [It's rather easy when one happens to be a telepath... Why the heck did I just write that?]

[ooc: okie dokie]

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

It would!

[telepathicchaos.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm sure you'll be able to find another one.

[Empathy and telepathy are quite a bit different, though in someways similar. So... you are quite close to this Hisoka?]

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

Or else I could always borrow one from the neighbors, I guess.

Hisoka's my partner.

[telepathicchaos.livejournal.com]

Perhaps that would work as well... as long as the frying pan doesn't have another... accident.

[Yes, I can control it. It is quite useful if I do say so.] Ah, I see.

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

That makes it sound like I'm the frying-pan mafia.

Do you have friends in Luceti?

[telepathicchaos.livejournal.com]

And perhaps you are. It's hard to tell with some people.

[Most likely since I can actually hear your thoughts, not just your emotions] I do know people in Luceti. [Wouldn't call them friends... I wish there was a way to turn this off...]

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

I'm not. Trust me.

I'm sorry to hear that. Why aren't they friends of yours?

[telepathicchaos.livejournal.com]

Well, then it is good you are not apart of the frying pan mafia.

[Some would probably consider that. I'm not sure how many are here.] I guess we don't really have the same interests in common.

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

Yes. No kitchen would stand a chance if I were. Well, they don't do that now, anyway.

Sorry. What kind of interests do you have?

[telepathicchaos.livejournal.com]

I'd say that is probably safe bet even though you aren't.

[I've been a telepath my entire life. Oh? And who would that be?] I find quite a bit of enjoyment in the work that I do. I cook some... though several of the people I work with claim that is food poisoning waiting to happen.

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

So mean! I've only blown up one so far.

I don't find nearly enough enjoyment in my work. You cook? What do you like to make? My old coworkers used to give me nicknames because my stomach handled a lot of near-poisonous things. I'm sure I could eat your cooking without trouble.

[telepathicchaos.livejournal.com]

Ah well then that's a different story.

[It was a bit after that, I do admit. Ah... I will have to... look out for him.] I guess that happens with some jobs. Not every job that people can find can be fun. Mostly German food since I am from Germany. Ah. Then perhaps I will have to make something for you.

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

I promise not to blow up yours.

Exactly. But since I'm not allowed to quit, I try to focus on the people at work instead. You really would? I'd like that! I haven't had German food ever, so I don't know what it's like.

[telepathicchaos.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I'd like to keep it in one piece.

[Oh, I will. I will be careful.] Ah. Sounds like a tough job if you aren't allowed to quit. Then we will have to arrange that.

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

It could be worse. After I got a partner I haven't been forced to do that much paperwork.

What is German food like, if you could compare it to something?

[telepathicchaos.livejournal.com]

[...Thank you.] Yes, paper work is always the worst part of the job.

Uh... I guess it is similar to Irish food?

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

Yes, it is! I don't understand people that prefer it over being out in the field.

So... potatoes instead of rice or pasta?

[telepathicchaos.livejournal.com]

Yes, I know. I would much rather be out. Good thing one of my team members rather likes doing paperwork.

Yes, more potatoes... wurst... that sort of thing.

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

What kind of work does your team do?

The worst what?