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Tsuzuki Asato ([personal profile] idealism) wrote2010-04-26 10:30 pm

Fuda # 2 (Dial 1 to deny everything, dial 2 to dig yourself deeper.)

[I should have known better than to fix the frying pan with duct tape before using it. Those pancakes really didn't taste good. Not even with syrup. ...Hisoka looks thoughtful today. Maybe he's daydreaming. I wish I knew--

T-there's got to be a way for this not to be readable. Is it possible to lie when it records this? Testing. My eyes are blu...rple. B- bl-p--ewwwple. Purple. :/

Maybe if I count sheep for the rest of my days I'll be safe. One sheep, two sheep, three...]


Hijiri, I'm going to plant flowers today! So if there's anything you and Duo want under your windows, let me know. And sorry about the mess in the kitchen, I'll try to clean it up later, and get a new frying pan. The old one practically fell apart.

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[identity profile] purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
No, not yet. But I might do so tomorrow, if this bubble stops popping up.

You're right. [Tsuzuki looks over Hisoka's shoulder to see what's so interesting. He only sees the water.] Hisoka, there's a saying about watching pots boil.

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[identity profile] aphephobic.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
Get used to it. It might go on all week.

It's a scientifically impossible saying. It's going to boil sooner or later.

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[identity profile] purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's hope it doesn't!

[But he still watches the water over Hisoka's shoulder. For a moment, before he speaks up.] ...Unless I forgot to put on the stove.

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[identity profile] purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Look! The first bubble! It's warm enough. [Tsuzuki tries to move a little quickly so Hisoka won't have time to be annoyed by his first comment. He takes the pot off the plate and pours water into their cups.]

[action] <33 it is a short tag, but I assure you it's full of LOVE.

[identity profile] aphephobic.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
You're entirely too excited about that.

[action] <33 awww! :D

[identity profile] purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[He pretends he doesn't hear that. Tsuzuki is sleepy, so the cheerfulness was just a little forced.]

I wish they had Tsujiri's green tea, here. I think you would've liked it better than the cheap brand.

So should we go upstairs again, or do you want to sit down on the couch?

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[identity profile] aphephobic.livejournal.com 2010-05-11 12:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hisoka can detect that, but he's trying to refrain from commenting about it for now.]

It doesn't matter. Tea is tea.

The couch is fine.

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[identity profile] aphephobic.livejournal.com 2010-05-11 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Agreed. [He looks up at the tugging.]

No I'm not. [He is.]

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[identity profile] purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com 2010-05-11 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tsuzuki releases the sleeve and lifts his hand up, as if he's waiting for permission to touch him.] Please?

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[identity profile] aphephobic.livejournal.com 2010-05-11 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[He frowns lightly, but settles down beside Tsuzuki anyway, fussing with his teabag.]The tea here is too fine. It's overprocessed, like it was never made from proper leaves in the first place.

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[identity profile] purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com 2010-05-11 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[It wasn't a 'no', so Tsuzuki dares to tuck a strand of Hisoka's hair behind his ear, before he settles back against the couch.] It does too taste like leaves. It just... tastes like they ground up a few frogs in the mix, too.

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[identity profile] aphephobic.livejournal.com 2010-05-11 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't push Tsuzuki away, but he doesn't do much to acknowledge the contact otherwise. At least there's no violence?] And how do you know what ground frogs taste like? Is that the voice of experience speaking?

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[identity profile] purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com 2010-05-11 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)


[*erk*] Hisoka! [...And he ends up laughing lightly.] No, but that's a long story.

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[identity profile] aphephobic.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
There's not a lot to do around here but tell long stories.

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[identity profile] purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay. But keep in mind that it was mostly Terazuma's fault.

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[identity profile] aphephobic.livejournal.com 2010-05-15 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you're completely innocent.

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[identity profile] purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com 2010-05-16 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly.

Before Terazuma got his shikigami, the only way we could argue were the old fashioned way. ...That kind of violence drove the office nuts. Konoe used to give us time-outs in Watari's lab, since we used to argue so much that no one else got any work done.

...You know where this is heading, don't you?

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[identity profile] aphephobic.livejournal.com 2010-05-17 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
How do you manage to still have a job?

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[identity profile] purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com 2010-05-17 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[The count is a pervert The department would go bankrupt if they fired me every time I destroyed-]

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[identity profile] purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com 2010-05-17 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a very dedicated partner that helps me with my paperwork.

[Tsuzuki drinks the last of his tea and put the cup on the table.]

Do you have any left of your frog tea?

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[identity profile] aphephobic.livejournal.com 2010-05-17 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
You do realize what kind of a backlog we'll probably come back to find. I hope you don't expect to go out for ice cream while I'm working on it.

[Hisoka's cup is still three-quarters full; he's barely touched it since they sat together.]

Eh. I had enough.

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[identity profile] purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
It'll be just fine. What if I promise to bring you ice cream as a thank-you for the hard work?

[Tsuzuki has the good sense to feel bashful, once he notices that Hisoka avoided his tea.]

...Maybe I shouldn't have told that story while you were drinking.

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[identity profile] aphephobic.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
I'd ask you to remember that I'm not the one who can be bought with food.

I'm not disgusted. It's fine. ...I'll do the dishes. [He stands and clears the teacups briskly.]

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[identity profile] purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com 2010-05-19 12:09 am (UTC)(link)


[Tsuzuki reluctantly stays on the couch, following Hisoka with his eyes. He squirms, clearly wondering what his partner is thinking about.]

Do you need any help with those?
Edited 2010-05-19 00:10 (UTC)