Fuda # 2 (Dial 1 to deny everything, dial 2 to dig yourself deeper.)
[I should have known better than to fix the frying pan with duct tape before using it. Those pancakes really didn't taste good. Not even with syrup. ...Hisoka looks thoughtful today. Maybe he's daydreaming. I wish I knew--
T-there's got to be a way for this not to be readable. Is it possible to lie when it records this? Testing. My eyes are blu...rple. B- bl-p--ewwwple. Purple. :/
Maybe if I count sheep for the rest of my days I'll be safe. One sheep, two sheep, three...]
Hijiri, I'm going to plant flowers today! So if there's anything you and Duo want under your windows, let me know. And sorry about the mess in the kitchen, I'll try to clean it up later, and get a new frying pan. The old one practically fell apart.
T-there's got to be a way for this not to be readable. Is it possible to lie when it records this? Testing. My eyes are blu...rple. B- bl-p--ewwwple. Purple. :/
Maybe if I count sheep for the rest of my days I'll be safe. One sheep, two sheep, three...]
Hijiri, I'm going to plant flowers today! So if there's anything you and Duo want under your windows, let me know. And sorry about the mess in the kitchen, I'll try to clean it up later, and get a new frying pan. The old one practically fell apart.
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I see. I didn't know that. I though he just worked with computers.
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Exactly, Duo. He used crayons like that. The only thing he didn't use them for was to make money.
He worked with computers, he drew, he invented and ah... He was our current doctor. [Tsuzuki fiddles with his tie, hoping his thoughts wouldn't betray him again.]
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Well, not a lotta fun if you just draw the stuff. Gotta be more creative. I like this guy. Minus the doctor part, but the pranks make up for that.
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Ah~ I do remember the doctor part... [and how he stripped you in front of everyone, Tsuzuki...]
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What kind of creative things would you do if you had magic markers? [Tsuzuki's eyes widen as he was caught of guard.]
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Well I'd probably draw- No, I don't want him to know about Deathscythe. Say something else. Don't wanna think 'bout him naked either. shit people want, then I'd sell it to 'em. Oh, or draw some sweet new video games, or a laptop I can use, or Hijiri naked, or a bunch of food, or more fireworks. Stuff like that.
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[This just keeps getting better and better, doesn't it?] Duo. Go get me more soda.
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You finished your drink? I can help go fetch it!
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Naw, don't bother. I'll go get it. And more pizza. I'm sure I got somethin' in the back we can finish off. If not, I'll make another one. [Duo gets up, grabs the empty pizza tray, and heads to the back where he can think about Hijiri naked all he wants. The boy takes orders from Hijiri so easily, doesn't he?]
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[There's clanking and thumping from the kitchen along with a shout for Dieb to stay out of his supplies for dessert pizza and she'd better start eating more of the mice out back if she knows what's good for her.]
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... Duo! What are you doing in there?
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