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Fuda # 2 (Dial 1 to deny everything, dial 2 to dig yourself deeper.)

[I should have known better than to fix the frying pan with duct tape before using it. Those pancakes really didn't taste good. Not even with syrup. ...Hisoka looks thoughtful today. Maybe he's daydreaming. I wish I knew--

T-there's got to be a way for this not to be readable. Is it possible to lie when it records this? Testing. My eyes are blu...rple. B- bl-p--ewwwple. Purple. :/

Maybe if I count sheep for the rest of my days I'll be safe. One sheep, two sheep, three...]

Hijiri, I'm going to plant flowers today! So if there's anything you and Duo want under your windows, let me know. And sorry about the mess in the kitchen, I'll try to clean it up later, and get a new frying pan. The old one practically fell apart.

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OW! That's it! I'm keeping this [reads] diary!

ASATO TSUZUKI DON'T YOU DARE. [This is Hisoka storming out of his bedroom and stalking back toward Tsuzuki, holding a hand out expectantly.]

[Belated realization.] You keep a diary?

[AND ACTUALLY. Since Hisoka looks like he's out for blood, Tsuzuki will dare! Meaning, he'll flee back to his own room and wait until Hisoka's calmed down.]

TSUZUKI! [And now he's banging on Tsuzuki's door without regard to who might be trying to sleep at this hour.] GIVE IT BACK. THAT ISN'T YOURS, YOU DIRTY THIEF. [Really things were a lot better when he was unconscious.]

I'll let you in if you quiet down! ~~And promise not to decapitate me.~~

No promises.

....

"DEAR DIARY."

FINE you can live. This time.

[Since he stood right on the other side of the door, it takes only two seconds before he opens. But he's not holding the diary, so he was clearly just bluffing about reading it.]

What did you do with it. [He hates you so much right now Tsuzuki.]

[He doesn't need empathy to know that; the death glares are enough.] On the night-side table.

[He stalks to the table and snatches the book.] Feel free to apologize.

I'm sorry ~~you threw your diary at me~~ I took your diary hostage. Next time I'll just hand it back.

But I shouldn't apologize for the other thing, Hisoka.

[LALALA NOT LISTENING. IF HE DIDN'T HEAR IT TSUZUKI DIDN'T SAY IT.] ... Apology accepted.

Hisoka, I won't suddenly stop wanting to wake you when you're crying out in your sleep. If that means you'll yell at me when you wake up, then I'm fine with that.

...How much did you hear?

You didn't really say much.

...That's probably for the best.

You know what we should do?

Do I want to know?

~~ICECREAM~~. Let's get some water for your voice. I think you ruined it from yelling about me being a petty thief.

Edited 2010-05-04 03:27 (UTC)

I wouldn't have needed to yell if you hadn't been acting like a petty thief.

You could have trusted me.

[action] <33 DON'T. THEY'D ARGUE OVER SCRAPS.

[action] <33 But they'd be CUTE AS HELL while doing it!

[action] <33 Hisoka would get twice as many puppylooks if he was mean. :P

[action] <33 2/2!

[action] <33 oh man that would BREAK MY HEART. :O

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[action] <33 Pff he doesn't care about the state of my heart. XD

[action] <33 pfff! He does when he gets second-hand emo.

[action] <33 THIS IS TRUE. >3

[action] <33 that's the spirit. XD

[action] <33 Why thank you :3

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[action] <33 ah hell, 2/2

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