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Fuda # 2 (Dial 1 to deny everything, dial 2 to dig yourself deeper.)
[I should have known better than to fix the frying pan with duct tape before using it. Those pancakes really didn't taste good. Not even with syrup. ...Hisoka looks thoughtful today. Maybe he's daydreaming. I wish I knew--
T-there's got to be a way for this not to be readable. Is it possible to lie when it records this? Testing. My eyes are blu...rple. B- bl-p--ewwwple. Purple. :/
Maybe if I count sheep for the rest of my days I'll be safe. One sheep, two sheep, three...]
Hijiri, I'm going to plant flowers today! So if there's anything you and Duo want under your windows, let me know. And sorry about the mess in the kitchen, I'll try to clean it up later, and get a new frying pan. The old one practically fell apart.
T-there's got to be a way for this not to be readable. Is it possible to lie when it records this? Testing. My eyes are blu...rple. B- bl-p--ewwwple. Purple. :/
Maybe if I count sheep for the rest of my days I'll be safe. One sheep, two sheep, three...]
Hijiri, I'm going to plant flowers today! So if there's anything you and Duo want under your windows, let me know. And sorry about the mess in the kitchen, I'll try to clean it up later, and get a new frying pan. The old one practically fell apart.
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Er.
If you're sure. He's not, say, someone who is famous for starting wars. He... his murders are often personal. He took care of a girl for several years, gave her a heart transplant, and then drugged her until her mind split. ... And then killed her whole family and then her. She was a friend of Hisoka.
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I don't need an excuse. Tsuzuki thinks of sheep after thinking about sex? Ew.
Sounds like a sick fuck. Don't say anymore with Hijiri around. Don't want him havin' nightmares. Don't think about him anymore either. That guy really needs ta go on the list, but now we're talkin' about somethin' else. Like pizza. I like pizza. All kinds. Doesn't matter what ya put on it, except heads it's still great.
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'course you do... What's this about sheep?
... that... that's just... wait, Hisoka actually had a friend? A... girl... friend?
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They're fluffy and looks like marshmallows. I use to think about them when I try to keep my mind off of things.
G- girlfriend? I don't kno-- Isn't that a very loaded word?
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Hmmm guess that works if you don't want people seein' your thoughts.
Yeah, he'd have ta actually have someone like him for him ta have a girl friend. And I don't think that guy really even makes friends. Makes it more fun ta annoy him that way. He's popular with me and he's all mine and the girls can't have him.
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I see.
I just can't really imagine Hijiri letting someone get close enough to him to be his girlfriend...
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That's it! I remember now. His sense of humor is like Watari's. Remember the guy who tore off my...er. Jacket after your demon bit me?
Maybe, maybe not. I didn't ask that much, since it wasn't my business.
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[Oh, Duo wants to know more about this guy he's supposed to be like, but he's going to keep quiet for the moment. If Tsuzuki and Hijiri start talking about the guy together, he'll probably pick up more details than he would otherwise.]
Guy shoulda gotten laid if he did have a girlfriend. He'd be a lot less uptight.
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Eh? Watari? Really? I remember him, the scientist guy, right? Mnn... [thinks of Watari as he looks at Duo] I don't really see it. [
Their voices might sound very similar~?]... her death must have really affected him...
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That's the guy I was talking about. I don't think he showed it when you visited, but he's the office prankster. [They do. Goldstar for noticing. XD]
...Yeah, it did.
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[They're voices might sound similar if both Hijiri and Tsuzuki keep hearing him in Japanese. Anyone hearing English wouldn't understand what they're talking about.]I think I like this guy. Sounds like the better kind of scientist. If he ever shows up here, think he'll share a few of this... experiments with someone? I could have a lotta fun with that sorta stuff.[Okay, now Duo feels like an ass.]
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We noticed it a while back~ And Hijiri's seiyuu sings the Gundam Wing themes~! True. But I hope that doesn't mean Duo hears Hijiri in his dreadful English dub voice... (>_<)]He was here for a short while actually... when I first got here.
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[That is completely awesome. And gah, the English Matsuei voices! Don't get me started.]Duo, he would have loved to show you anything, I'm pretty sure.[He notices that Duo's mood changes, so he tries to change the subject too.] Really? Maybe we should check out his old residence. Watari might have left something for us.
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[We can just say Duo hears the tone, but not the terrible acting... and When Watari talks, all I can think about is James from Pokemon crossdressing.]Excellent. We gotta get that guy back then. Now there are some experiments I wouldn't mind bein' parta. Just hate the other kinds they like don' around here. Well some of them. Some aren't so bad. This ain't so bad. Even if people can see me thinkin' about Hijiri naked.Doubt it. People's stuff usually disappears when they're gone for good. 's like the bots come in and clean up after 'em. And Hijiri's been here a long time. Bet someone else lives there. Where'd the guy live? We can still search the place.
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That might work. ... mn... Watari might actually crossdress...And going to poke Duo at that last thought!] Duo! Think of something else!Well... he actually lived where we're living now.
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[That WOULD make watching it bearable. :D]I agree, Watari was fun. He was also a mechanical genius. [Tsuzuki's still wide-eyed after Duo's last thought.]
Really? How strange that we all felt compelled to live there afterward he left, then. But knowing Watari, he probably hid things in the walls.
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That would be fun to watch. It would make the show way better.Shit, shit, shit. Deathscythe. Think of his specs. Run a diagnostic in your head. Don't think of Hijiri naked anymore.
Well, more like we moved in 'cause Rikku and Sheik couldn't take cara themselves and they had a lotta room and we had ta take Ryuhou with us and well, not we're all together. So taking the walls apart now.
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Duo!
Hid things in the walls?
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Watari's magic skills included creating objects. Well, drawing them on paper and pulling them out of the paper. So I wouldn't be surprised if he drew doors on the walls. I mean, that's what I'd do if I could.
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[Duo laughs.] I can see the guy drawin' on the walls with crayons now. Great vision. Anyway, good way ta get stuff in there. Wouldn't have ta fix the wall after the fact. Just gotta find crayon marks now.
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I see. I didn't know that. I though he just worked with computers.
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Exactly, Duo. He used crayons like that. The only thing he didn't use them for was to make money.
He worked with computers, he drew, he invented and ah... He was our current doctor. [Tsuzuki fiddles with his tie, hoping his thoughts wouldn't betray him again.]
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Well, not a lotta fun if you just draw the stuff. Gotta be more creative. I like this guy. Minus the doctor part, but the pranks make up for that.
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Ah~ I do remember the doctor part... [and how he stripped you in front of everyone, Tsuzuki...]
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What kind of creative things would you do if you had magic markers? [Tsuzuki's eyes widen as he was caught of guard.]
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