Fuda # 11 [Action/Video] Happy birthday, grumpypants.

[idealism]

[The feed is currently showing the living room of number 49. Tsuzuki's up on a small ladder, trying to fasten a birthday-banner to the ceiling. Hisoka's birthday is today, and he's planning on surprising him with cake and presents. His poor partner's been feeling so down lately, Tsuzuki hopes that this might distract him from his gloom.]

[Feel free to interrupt him.]

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[Action] Ty! /tackle

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

[Tsuzuki looks apologetic.] Of course. I wasn't thinking. Byakko does tricks when he's bored, that's why I thought Draco might like it.

[Action] \o/ I cannot wait til I don't have responsibilities and can tag more than once or twice @_@

[hisdarkmark]

[There's an inquisitive squeak though. Who's Byakko?]

[Action] PFFT RESPONSIBILITIES.

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

That's because Byakko's weird. [And a tiger. And an idiot, but he's got big enough teeth that we're not going to press the issue.] Draco hasn't been stuck in an animal body for thousands of years. I don't think he's had time to get that bored yet. [Nor would he ever, thanks so much.]

[Action] come to the dark side, we don't have responsibilties!

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

He's not stranger than any of the other shikigami. [He smiles fondly, remembering home. It's been a long time since he's been without his shikigami, and it's a little lonely.] I hope not. I want to sit here a little longer.

[Action] /flips responsibilites into ORBIT.

[hisdarkmark]

[Thousands of years? Merlin no, let's not leave Draco as a ferret for that long. He wriggles and slams his head into Hisoka's hand to try and emphasize that point, but otherwise he rolls into a comfortable position and just sits, staring at Tsuzuki. Hisoka is mine currently. You cannot has.]

[Action] You guys are awesome ;_; <3

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

[He's not going to object to the sitting, since furry Draco is furry and pleasant. Though he's assuming that the head-into-hand thing is a request for pettings, so have some more of those.] You don't have to ruin everything by talking about it all the time. Just pet the wings and keep your mouth shut. Is that really so hard, Tsuzuki?[]

[Action] <3!!

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

I'm not ruining it! If I stopped talking you'd end up missing it, so there.[Possessive ferret is possessive. Tsuzuki has to see how far that goes.]

[So he wraps an arm around Hisoka's waist, letting his hand drop accidentally-on-purpose near Draco. Just to see if he responds.]

[Action] <3!!!!!

[hisdarkmark]

[Ferretco looks at that arm around Hisoka's waist, briefly glancing at Hisoka before not-so-accidentally biting down on Tsuzuki's thumb. Take THAT.]

[Action] Ahaha getting the heart in my inbox made me think this was an entirely different tag. xD

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

[Hisoka's apparently got an attack ferret now! Badass. Tsuzuki totally deserved the biting. Even if it means giving up wing-petting. It's almost a fair trade, all things considered. There's some more pettings at that, because this is RETRIBUTION from the not-entirely-forgotten cookiegate earlier. Good Draco.]

[Action] I didn't think of that. XD

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

[Tsuzuki yelps at the sudden sting, but he's slow to draw back. He's suffered greater bites than that. Nevertheless, he pulls away to hold his finger up and away from the bed, in case he drew blood.] That was mean, Draco! No more cookies for you.

[Action] .../stamps self with the stamp of obliviousness

[hisdarkmark]

[Heh heh heh. Ferretco just makes a pleased noise and curls up in Hisoka's lap again. He doesn't need your cookies, just eat-scritches please.]

[Action] PFFT it's okay! Hearts are our default.

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

[All the ear-scritches you want! This is awesome.] No more cookies in my room period, I'd hope.

Re: [Action] maybe should change this tag into </3, then :P

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

But what if I get hungry? You're risking of waking up with [He was going to say "a partner who whines in his sleep". Tsuzuki watches Draco's teethmark slowly fade from his skin and says something else by accident.] bitemarks.

[Action] but that's not very loving :|

[hisdarkmark]

...[There's a hiss then. NO. You are not allowed to bite Hisoka. Only he is allowed to bite Hisoka. He's just going to work himself into a tizzy, rolling in Hisoka's lap.]

[Action] Linn, are you trying to say this thread breaks your heart? :O

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, that's less pleasant. Hisoka's going to try holding him still.] Both of you need to be less obnoxious.

[Action] no, not at all! :O it's just the not!heart thread.

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

[Tsuzuki wonders if he should help. Still, he holds his hands to himself until Hisoka asks about aid.] I thought that was the side of us you liked.

[Action] .../makes it the star-thread instead ★★★

[hisdarkmark]

[No. No helping! He eventually stops wriggling around though and settles into a fuzzball on Hisoka's thigh, sniffing at the air.]

[Action] AWW STARS ARE ADORABLE ★★★

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

Right. I marched right up to the chief and asked for the whiniest most ineffectual partner he could give me. And then I came here and scoured the landscape for someone exactly like you. [Fuzzballs are acceptable. Carry on.]

[Action] I APPROVE OF STARS :X ★★★

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

[The sarcasm bounces off Tsuzuki like water off a duck.] Exactly! That reminds me, I never got to give you your birthday present. Do you think Draco would mind?

[Action] EVERYBODY LOVES STARS! ★★★

[hisdarkmark]

[Stupid ducks. Draco would most certainly mind if that means Hisoka has to get up and move, and he makes that fairly clear by stretching as far as possible across Hisoka's lap. No. No moving.]

[Action] THEY ARE FULL OF LOVE AND TRIUMPH. ★★★

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

[There's some uncomfortable shifting from him as the subject of "present" gets brought up again, though he settles once Draco starts marking his territory.] I think he might. I told you I didn't need anything from you, anyway.

[Action] YOU GET A STAR FOR CHOOSING STARS★★★★

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

[Real subtle, Draco, Owner of Hisoka's Lap.] Why not? Is there something wrong with my presents?

[Action] I DESERVE A GOLD STAR~ /adds more stars anyway ★★★★★

[hisdarkmark]

[Ferretco definitely is owner of Hisoka's lap, thanks. Streeetching his lanky body further to make himself bigger.]

[Action] LINN. WHAT HAPPENED TO 49 WHILE I'VE BEEN AWAY. :| ★★★★★

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

N--no, It's just. You don't have to. [That's fine. It's an excuse to not move~ Somehow, even as a ferret Draco makes it easy to regress into the whole "used to have servants to do all that ~walking~ stuff for me" routine. GJ, bestie.]

[Action] MURDER AND MAIMING happened. Tsuzuki is not in a happy place. ★★★★★

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

But I don't mind. I like giving presents. [If Ferretco is going to be so possessive, Tsuzuki is going to touch Hisoka's wings again. He can't have both the lap and the wings, so there.]

[But maybe he should fetch the present. Tsuzuki bends down to search under the bed.]

....How does ferrets get that long, anyway? It looks like Draco got stuck in a tube.