Fuda # 2 (Dial 1 to deny everything, dial 2 to dig yourself deeper.)
[I should have known better than to fix the frying pan with duct tape before using it. Those pancakes really didn't taste good. Not even with syrup. ...Hisoka looks thoughtful today. Maybe he's daydreaming. I wish I knew--
T-there's got to be a way for this not to be readable. Is it possible to lie when it records this? Testing. My eyes are blu...rple. B- bl-p--ewwwple. Purple. :/
Maybe if I count sheep for the rest of my days I'll be safe. One sheep, two sheep, three...]
Hijiri, I'm going to plant flowers today! So if there's anything you and Duo want under your windows, let me know. And sorry about the mess in the kitchen, I'll try to clean it up later, and get a new frying pan. The old one practically fell apart.
T-there's got to be a way for this not to be readable. Is it possible to lie when it records this? Testing. My eyes are blu...rple. B- bl-p--ewwwple. Purple. :/
Maybe if I count sheep for the rest of my days I'll be safe. One sheep, two sheep, three...]
Hijiri, I'm going to plant flowers today! So if there's anything you and Duo want under your windows, let me know. And sorry about the mess in the kitchen, I'll try to clean it up later, and get a new frying pan. The old one practically fell apart.
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Really? Hijiri, you still play for your fans? That's great!
Pizza would be wonderful. I haven't eaten today.
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[laughs] I don't really have any fans here.
What do you want to drink then, Tsuzuki? I'll go get them.
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You have fans. Maybe not like ya had in your world, but ya have fans. I know Sheik likes playin' with you and people enjoyed hearin' you play.
What kinda pizza you guys want? I can make lots a kinds.
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Can we convince Sheik to play with you some time? I haven't heard you play with others yet. Uhm, can I have water, Hijiri? Wait, what am I saying, I can come with you and get it.
I eat anything. So it's up to you two. Anything in particular you like?
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Sure. Sheik plays with me all the time. Mn. Let's go get some water then.
What do you have in the oven right now? We'll eat that.
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Sheik should get out ta play more often. 'specially now that he can't talk. He needs ta get out way more. Drag him out if ya have to, but he should be out more.
Ummmm... gotta supreme and a ham with hot sauce. Kinda weird, but people like it.
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What happened to Sheik, since he's quiet? Was he attacked?
I've never had that combo before! Hijiri, let's take that one.
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... he died here. He lost his voice as his death penalty. Both of them need to get out more often!
Sure! We'll have one of that then.
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The Malnosso always take somethin'. They'll bring ya back, but they gotta price. Hisoka just has a stick up his ass.
One ham and hot sauce then. Go head and get drinks and a table. I'll have it up in a few minutes. And I'll show off when I toss the dough.
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So his voice is lost forever?
Okay! Where's the best place to sit?
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I think so. Though I've also heard how some people have managed to reverse their death penalties... I'm not too certain of the details though. (And Hisoka's going to shove a stick up your ass if he ever hears that, Duo.)
Do you want to sit near the kitchen to watch Duo show off~?
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You sell your sold to the devil and ya get somethin' in return. The jerk, John I think, was offerin' ta give people stuff back. Hopefully he uses a "stick" then.
[Duo's already putting on a show, tossing the dough over his head to spin it out. He's getting ready to do some moves he's been practicing when he thinks no one is watching.]
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Who's John?
[Congrats, Duo, you've just managed to make a very chatty guy stop talking because he wants to watch the pizza-making.]
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Here's one of Malnosso who seems to be helping us... he communicates with us on the journals sometimes, but... no one's really sure whose side he's really one.
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He's one a those unknowns that makes ya wonder how far ta trust the guy. I wouldn't trust him at all, but if he can do somethin' useful for ya, if it's worth the chance of possibly gettin' stabbed in the back, he's worth trusting.
[Duo should be making him speechless. He's really trying to show off, throwing the dough around like he's been doing it all his life instead of just practicing when he has nothing else to do at work.]
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[Hijiri is just going to shake his head at Duo showing off and go set the table and get the drinks.
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[And Tsuzuki is actually impressed with how Duo is working on the dough. He's easily distracted like that. But he soon remembers he's supposed to help Hijiri get drinks, so he gets napkins. Just to be on the safe side.]
Are there a lot of untrustworthy individuals here?
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[Now that he doesn't have an audience, Duo lets the dough fall into the pan so he can cover it with sauce, cheese, toppings. He replaces the one in the oven with it and takes the already cooked pizza to Hijiri and Tsuzuki instead of the table that already ordered it.] The other table can just wait. Boyfriends get special treatment. Besides, if they're distracted by food, he won't be able to touch Hijiri or something. Maybe.
Depends on the kinda people you'd wanna distrust. Lotta people around here are nice. Some are jerks, but ya know they're jerks and they're fun ta pick on. Other people... [He shrugs.] We're murders and terrorists and other nasty sorts.
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Yeah, there are quite a number of psychos here who like to cause trouble when they're bored.
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I didn't know. Anyone in particular I should prevent from entering our house?
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[Duo slices up the pizza quickly with a nearby knife and walks it to their table.] Here, pizza for you guys. Enjoy it and it's strange combination. It really isn't bad.
Yeah, don't let in anyone who ya haven't cleared with me first? Naw, just don't let in anyone ya don't really know or who you haven't talked to about with at least one of us.
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What's in it?
That's about it. And keep an eye on the journals for the latest list of known baddies, I guess.
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[Thankfully, now there's pizza! So Tsuzuki can finally shut his mouth and excuse himself because of food. Or so he thinks, loudly. He swallows his bite, and has to stop before he takes another.] It's very good, Duo.
.....List of baddies? That's practical. Can you add names to it?
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If you're sure they're bad guys, yeah. Like if someone kills you or if someone's from your world and you wanna write the guy down, I'm sure people would appreciate the heads up.
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[tries some of the pizza and chews it thoughtfully...]
Yeah, people keep adding to the list.
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