idealism | Fuda # 11 [Action/Video] Happy birthday, grumpypants.

NEVER! [Except he does, by accident. Hisoka moves too much to have a proper hold of him. Tsuzuki staggers backwards towards the bed, hoping he'll be able to grab the second pillow before his partner comes at him. Hopefully Draco's safely under the bed by this point.]

[He's mostly safely under the bed, but his tail barely gets stepped on. Despite that, he hisses incredibly loudly and darts further under the bed, hissing and snarling from the safety under there.]

[The hissing is what reminds him that THERE IS A DRACO WHOOPS. So he doesn't punch Tsuzuki too many times before giving up his assault as quickly as he started and dropping down to peer under the bed. What. Your face is bipolar.] Hey, you all right under there? Tsuzuki's sorry he's an idiot, okay?

[Tsuzuki wraps an arm around Hisoka's torso to keep him from falling off the side of the bed.]

That was Draco? It sounded like we had a monster under the bed.

[Draco hisses at Tsuzuki's comment, but he's crouched down under Hisoka's bed just blinking at the green-eyed boy once he comes looking. Mind explaining yourself bro?]

[There will be no explanations. Just come out. He'll even reach an arm closer to be helpful.] We do. He's probably just upset that we're not paying attention to him.

I wish he could talk. Then he could tell us what was the matter. [He tries to look over the edge. As much as he can do while holding onto Hisoka, that is.]

[...okay fine, he's coming closer to Hisoka's hand though he's staying away from Tsuzuki now. Tail ;;. He sniffs at the shorter boy's fingers briefly before just staring at him. Well? What do you want me to do now? Maybe roll over? Because that's totally happening now.]

[You stupid, derpy ferret. Hisoka reaches out to grab him and ~~maybe steal a little cuddle because he does so love little soft things but in a terribly closeted way~~.] The matter is that he's a ferret, Tsuzuki.

[Tsuzuki thinks that ferrets must be the worst drama queens of the animal kingdoms. Mostly because of the rolling.] What do you think he's saying? It looked like he was trying to say "you're killing me here. Look."

[Actually, Tsuzuki, that's pretty dead-on. Draco stops rolling once Hisoka grabs him and immediately trills a little, snuggling and wriggling in Hisoka's hands. YAY ATTENTION.]

Damned if I know. You're the one who talks to animals. [Aww. There's snuggling. ...Can he keep you, Ferretco?]

But Draco's not a real animal. I thought he'd act more like, well, Draco. [He pulls Hisoka up on the bed again, now that he's gotten a hold on the ferret. You two are terribly cute. Tsuzuki wishes that Draco could stay a ferret for a while, he's much nicer in that form.]

[Oh Tsuzuki. Draco's going to be stuck for a while, believe him. He's nicer because he's letting his animal-brain take over versus the human brain. He's fine with Hisoka keeping him for a while, but Harry might get mad. So for now, he's snuggling a little before wriggling to climb up onto Hisoka's shoulder and headbutt him in the chin. Hiiii thank you. Can we focus on me now?]

[He lets Tsuzuki draw him back to the mattress, and almost settles back into a comfortable cuddle when Draco starts being squirmy and annoying again. Oh damn it ferret we were relaxing.] He seems real enough to me. I think if he was more himself I'd be able to feel -- What now, Draco? Are you still hungry?

So he's simply forgotten how to control the animal body? [Relaxing is nice, but Tsuzuki can understand that Draco might not want to get comfortable in his new skin. He reaches out to play with him with one hand, to see if the ferret will allow him to do so.] Maybe he's just bored. He did eat a lot of sugar just moments ago.

[Draco sniffs at Tsuzuki's hand carefully, not really sure he wants to trust the one who just STEPPED ON HIM. Or something. He is rather bored though, so he's busy rolling around in Hisoka's lap and hitting at Tsuzuki's hand. Fix thiiis or play with me.]

Could be. The Draco I know doesn't really convulse like this. [Damn it, active ferret. If we pet you more, will you settle down??]

[Tsuzuki tickles the ferret's furry stomach with a finger.] He seems really taken with you, Hisoka.

[There's a pleased noise and some more wriggling. All of the above are true. He'll settle after he gets his share of affection, and well, even as a ferret Draco associates Hisoka with one of the two bff slots he has available.]

He's just greedy for attention. [Though he wouldn't really say it's not nice absently snuggling up against Tsuzuki's side with something cuddly in his lap. This is also probably the only way he'll ever manage to get his bro and his partner to be at all comfortable in the same breathing space. Pardon him while he privately cherishes this moment. It's a rare kind of birthday happiness.]

I don't mind giving him some. [Tsuzuki finds it cozy, too. For the moment he's just happy to play with Draco and cuddle with Hisoka. There's still cake and gifts and turning Draco into a human to think about, but for the moment he's content with this.]

Do you think Draco knows how to do tricks?

[Hisoka's...pretty much right about that. You're such a good bro, knowing exactly how he ticks. He loves attention, but he also probably would not tolerate being here in any other situation. He was rolling a little in Hisoka's lap, just minding his own business, when Tsuzuki asks that question. He freezes and just stares. Tricks? Did he look like a pet?]

[Yeah, Draco's not the only one staring. Dude. Tsuzuki. Seriously.] No he does not do tricks. He wasn't raised in a pet shop.

[Tsuzuki looks apologetic.] Of course. I wasn't thinking. Byakko does tricks when he's bored, that's why I thought Draco might like it.

[Action] he has the temper to make up for it.

[Action] ...linn has a point

[Action] Oh he's a teddy bear. Who forgot that there's a guest over.

[Action] they also forgot it's Hisoka's birthday.

[Action] Hisoka probably prefers it that way

[Action] He really does. The birthday nobody knows about is the best kind!

[Action] but I spent so much time picking out a gift. ;3;

[Action] ...can I have it then 8D?

[Action] ...NOPE. Stealing it for me.

[Action] but you can have cake!

[Action] ...do we want cake?

[Action] Cake comes also. And idk you're the only one who knows what you want.

[Action] normally cake = yay, but remember that Link and Tsuzuki made the icing

[Action] ...this is true :|

[Action] Does that mean cake = poison?

[Action] You! Cake or death?

[Action] No death D:

[Action] It's really more cake *and* death when it's put like that

[Action] ...that's really a perfect description

[Action] I agree :|b

[Action] I'm pleased you find me witty. :D

[Action] :D

[Action] hi guys :D!

[Action] sup Ty! :D

[Action] Ty! /tackle

[Action] It's really more cake and death when it's put like that