idealism | Fuda # 11 [Action/Video] Happy birthday, grumpypants.

[Tsuzuki looks around the room.] Maybe I have something left from last night. Does ferrets eat crackers? [He hurries over to the nightstand and picks up a pack of half-eaten chocolate chip cookies that Hisoka hadn't cleaned away.] Lucky~ Come here, Draco.

[Ferretco was not hungry at the lake and is a pampered little brat no matter what. He perks up again when he sees the cookies, and he starts to head for Tsuzuki when he suddenly stops. Draco-brain says not to get anywhere near the purple-eyed man, but ferret-brain really would like those cookies. What do. Instead he just stares at Tsuzuki for a bit to test him. If he attempts to pick him up, he's making a break for it back onto Hisoka's shoulder.]

[Hold on forgetting the ferret for the moment because THIS IS SUDDENLY WAY MORE IMPORTANT.]

You were eating in my room?

Mmnpgh!

[Bad timing. He had just stuffed a cookie into his mouth. Tsuzuki shakes his head quickly instead, hiding the rest behind his back. Sorry, Draco. The only way to get treats would be to be sneaky.]

Edited 2010-10-30 16:08 (UTC)

[D:! What the hell! There is a displeased squeak and some light gnawing on Hisoka's thumb. You made him hide the goods, bro. How dare you.]

[NOT HELPING, DRACO. He swats the ferret lightly to make the biting stop.]

DID YOU GET CRUMBS IN MY BED?! I swear if I find even ONE ANT in here I'm going to make you eat it!

Edited 2010-10-31 06:47 (UTC)

[Tsuzuki coughs. He was trying to finish his cookie faster and it backfired.] I didn't eat them in your bed, how could a crumb end up there? I'm not going to eat ants, Hisoka!

[Tempting fate, he takes out a cookie for Draco and holds it up to the little, angry ferret. It's supposed to keep him from biting again.]

[He looks back and forth between Hisoka and Tsuzuki. Some things never change, apparently. However, he looks over at Tsuzuki and stops there as soon as that cookie comes into his line of vision. He's less angry now, but he's not moving very far beyond sniffing at it. Can I has?]

[No you cannot has, ferret. Because Tsuzuki's being an infuriating butt and Hisoka's too angry to really keep himself on point and remember why they'd come in the first place. He's starting to throw books.] GET THOSE COOKIES OUT OF HERE, YOU SLOB!

[Ow! Getting books thrown at you kind of hurt, you know. Tsuzuki pats his bruised chest.] Hisoka, careful! What if you hit Draco by accident? [He places the bag of cookies on the floor where ferrets can reach it if they wants, then approaches his partner.]

[If he hits Draco by accident, Hisoka's going to lose a few fingers :| However he's already trying to wriggle his way out and down to where the cookies are. COME HERE FOOD. Hisoka you can keep throwing a tantrum.]

HE'LL UNDERSTAND WHEN HE'S BETTER. [But no, he didn't get to be a ~~Stu~~ classically-trained archer by having poor aim. Draco's safe for now, unless he decides to be stupid and run into the path of one after it's bounced off of Tsuzuki. And if that happens, he deserves it.] TAKE YOUR DAMN COOKIES AND FEED THAT DAMN FERRET SOMEWHERE THAT'S NOT HERE.

Edited 2010-11-01 04:44 (UTC)

I was feeding him to keep him calm! Ow ow! Hisoka! [Tsuzuki considers rushing Hisoka and taking his book away - but he knows that his partner would have a terrible reaction to it. He's not about to scare him over just a couple of cookies.]

[Acting without thinking, he dives for the bed and grabs one of the pillows. Only to hurl it at Hisoka's head a second later. Look like Draco gets to have a few cookies while Tsuzuki tries to find his way back to the floor.]

[Somehow the cookies have been forgotten because Ferretco is just staring. What the hell is the matter with both of you? You're both insane, completely insane! Draco turns his head back and forth to watch between Hisoka and Tsuzuki, blinking and instinctively ducking when that pillow flies. He's just going to slither over to where the cookies are and help himself to one. Carry on. Obviously you two have a lover's quarrel to work out.]

YOU COULD KEEP HIM CALM WITHOUT BRINGING SUGAR IN HERE! I DON'T SLEEP IN A CAFETERIA!! [Oh, really? You want to throw pillows? HISOKA IS THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TO THROW THINGS. He storms closer and reaches up to snag Tsuzuki in a headlock. THE ABUSE WILL NOW COMMENCE.]

[Enjoy your cookie, Draco. This might take a minute.]

Oh yeah? How?! [Flail fail! Partners suddenly grabbing for your neck is never a good thing! Tsuzuki reaches for his waist, to keep Hisoka from at arm's length.]

[Dragging that cookie under Hisoka's bed for now then, just to get out of the way of flying pillows. If you idiots want to act like a couple of children, fine. Leave him out of it.]

[NOT IDIOTS. THIS IS A MATTER OF GREAT IMPORTANCE. Except now he's being restrained and THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. Have some flailing, partner.] --I DON'T KNOW. SOMETHING ELSE!!! LET ME GO SO I CAN BEAT IT INTO YOUR HEAD PROPERLY!

NEVER! [Except he does, by accident. Hisoka moves too much to have a proper hold of him. Tsuzuki staggers backwards towards the bed, hoping he'll be able to grab the second pillow before his partner comes at him. Hopefully Draco's safely under the bed by this point.]

[He's mostly safely under the bed, but his tail barely gets stepped on. Despite that, he hisses incredibly loudly and darts further under the bed, hissing and snarling from the safety under there.]

[The hissing is what reminds him that THERE IS A DRACO WHOOPS. So he doesn't punch Tsuzuki too many times before giving up his assault as quickly as he started and dropping down to peer under the bed. What. Your face is bipolar.] Hey, you all right under there? Tsuzuki's sorry he's an idiot, okay?

[Tsuzuki wraps an arm around Hisoka's torso to keep him from falling off the side of the bed.]

That was Draco? It sounded like we had a monster under the bed.

[Draco hisses at Tsuzuki's comment, but he's crouched down under Hisoka's bed just blinking at the green-eyed boy once he comes looking. Mind explaining yourself bro?]

[There will be no explanations. Just come out. He'll even reach an arm closer to be helpful.] We do. He's probably just upset that we're not paying attention to him.

I wish he could talk. Then he could tell us what was the matter. [He tries to look over the edge. As much as he can do while holding onto Hisoka, that is.]

[Action] it's easy to miss what with all the other tags

[Action] Jessie is just silly, that's all

[Action] THERE'S A LOT OF HISOKA AND TSUZUKI AND FERRETS HAPPENING OKAY. :|

[Action] I know, I stalk the other threads. >:))))

[Action] Linn is such a stalker~

[Action] I FEEL EXPOSED.

[Action] /TAKES PICTURES I mean what

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[Action] I never nabbed any of those "physical abuse is how he loves" icons. I should fix ths. :|

[Action] Y. Though this is the first time I get to use mine

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[Action] ...It's only funny because Hisoka's like. A foot shorter than Tsuzuki.

[Action] he has the temper to make up for it.

[Action] ...linn has a point

[Action] Oh he's a teddy bear. Who forgot that there's a guest over.

[Action] they also forgot it's Hisoka's birthday.

[Action] Hisoka probably prefers it that way

[Action] He really does. The birthday nobody knows about is the best kind!

[Action] but I spent so much time picking out a gift. ;3;