Fuda # 26 | [video] The cake is not a lie.

[idealism]

[The feed begins shakily, because Tsuzuki is trying to use it has a camcorder.]Be careful with him. He's still just a baby.

[Hisoka sounds exasperated, flipping a page in his book. Tsuzuki lifts his journal so he comes into focus: one of Hisoka's wings is clearly missing.] Tsuzuki, all cats land on their feet.


Are you sure? I mean, what if it's -





[Tsuzuki jumps out of his chair, putting his journal down briskly. From the camera's view, it looks like the world is turned upside down.] Poor Cake!

[The kitten is nowhere in sight. A confused mewling comes from beneath the couch. Why did the ground try to swallow him, humans? D:]

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fdshjkgj KITTEN GIF.

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

[PAGEFLIP. Hisoka is not about to let himself be bothered by these antics regardless of what Tsuzuki wants to present to the rest of the community.]

Are you that bored?

Flaily kitten is love. :0

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

[Dignity is for other people. Tsuzuki bends down to look under the couch, pushing slightly at Hisoka's legs.]

I wanted to have a recording of him from when he's small and -ouch! [Apparently hands look like toys when they're under the couch. At least to kittens.] Harmless.

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

[Good. That means he's been learning the habits Hisoka's been teaching him on the side.]

You've got a memory. That should be good enough.

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

[Why so sadistic, Hisoka. Tsuzuki cups the little furry creature, helping it back out. Cake is mewing quite loudly, looking for Mommy or Human-mommy, which is wht he's dubbed Hisoka in his young mind.]

I trust recorders more. Besides, this allows others to see it, too.

[He takes off his tie to play with the kitten.]

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

[Because sometimes Tsuzuki says and does stupid things. Like naming cats "Cake".]

Why do you expect anyone else to care?

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

How can they not care about Cake? He's adorable.

Flailkitten! 8D

[blessedbyfarore]

[Laughter from the doorframe, where Link has caught the last part of that.]

Is Cake okay? [You see, Hisoka, it is totally his name.]


((OOC: Is there a specific date for this? /mildly obsessive-compulsive ))

I thought of it as two days after they came back from the draft. Okay with you?

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

[You tell him, Link! In response, Tsuzuki's voice comes from his position on the floor. After that fall, of course he had to peek under the couch to make sure no harm was done.]

I think so. Looks like he was just scared.

That's fine. Also also have you seen the Tatsumi app? 8D

[blessedbyfarore]

Aw... poor Cake. [He goes to join Tsuzuki at the couch, peering under as well.] What were you doing, anyway?

WHAT NO I HAVEN'T. YAY!!

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

I wasn't doing anything much.

[Lightbulb moment. Link doesn't come from a world with cameras.]

I was just making sure that this thing recorded Cake.

OH. WELL. ...TATSUMI APP 8D

[blessedbyfarore]

[The journal? Link looks at it, a little confused.] Oh... how come? [Wriggling his fingers under the couch to lure Cake out. Heeeeere Cakey Cakey Cakey...]

I can't wait!

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

He'll grow up before we know it, and I want to remember how he was like.

[That's not the wisest of moves, because all Cake thinks is OMG FINGERS. He jumps forward, realizing too late that the fingers is attached to a hand. The result is an awkward semi-claws extended smack that turns into claw-less swats instead.]

Hey Link, have you talked with Hijiri today?

[voice]

[ombra_lira]

Tsuzuki, what are you doing?

[voice]

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

I didn't mean to! He fell down by accident.

[voice]

[ombra_lira]

That is not what I meant. Why are you recording it?

[voice]

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

It's an earth custom to record the newest members of your family. Especially if they're cute.

[voice]

[ombra_lira]

[Sheik isn't completely convinced, but okay.] Cats are considered family, then?

[ooc: read your thread with hisoka - 49 is one of the few houses with two bathrooms.]

[voice]

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

Yep. [A strong purring sounds grow in volume. Tsuzuki grins and lifts Cake away from his journal.] Foot's been considered a part of the family for a while, so it's the same for her kittens.

[ooc: GDI! Mea culpa, in that case. I'd edit it if I could.]

OOC;

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

PFFFFFFF oops I pay attention. >>

I hereby headcanon that Hisoka hogs the nice tub with long glamorous bubble baths. This conversation is now secretly about Tsuzuki's quest to get him to maybe share, while trying not to get hit in the process. :|

[Voice and omg that kitten Linn. THAT. KITTEN.]

[hisdarkmark]

...I see that he takes after you.

[Voice ] seriously, when I saw this kitten I knew it had to be the one.

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

You mean he's dashingly handsome?

[JK JK DON'T HIT HIM HISOKA.]

[Voice ] so cute DX

[hisdarkmark]

More like he's mentally challenged. Where did he just go?

[Voice ] cats are always cute. :D

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

I think he's hiding from the disgrace under the couch.

[A dull thump is heard. Tsuzuki went down on his knees.]

Yeah, looks like it. Come out, come out.

[Voice ] they are. I expect more cat-shenanigans from you people

[hisdarkmark]

...Tsuzuki have I ever mentioned you're one of the most undignified people I've ever met? Get off the floor and stop terrorizing the kitten.

[video ] we will do our very best. :3c

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

I think you may have mentioned it once or twice. -- How did you know I was on the floor?

[Suddenly the video function is turned on again, showing two wide, dark eyes and a pink little nose. Why hello, Draco, you look familiar to this kitten.]