idealism | Fuda # 11 [Action/Video] Happy birthday, grumpypants.

I keep telling you I don't need a-- DRACO. What the hell is wrong with you?! [BRB, going to try catching the hyperactive rodent while steering clear of that spell in case it's live.]

Woah! [Tsuzuki jumps up to trap the spell between his fingers, so it won't land on Hisoka or the bouncy ferret.] Did you catch him?

[The problem, Hisoka, is that Ferretco was not sure what the hell you people were doing with that paper. He's in Hisoka's grip though, still wriggling a little but at least he's not too frantic about it.]

Yeah. He's just being an asshole about it. [Squirm all you want, Ferret. You've just lost your freedom privileges.] Is it okay for me to hold him while you do this?

[Tsuzuki frowns in concentration, moving the spell slowly towards the ferret. He doesn't understand that Draco's sentient enough to want an explanation before he's helped.] Just be prepared to let go of him when he turns back. - That reminds me, do we have any blankets?

[When Tsuzuki's hand moves closer with that paper, Ferretco starts squirming again in Hisoka's hand. Nonononono what are you planning on doing with paper? There's a string of squeaks and nervous chattering as his bottom half of his body curls and uncurls against Hisoka's hand.]

[Damn it damn it damn it.] Draco. Seriously. This is for you. [And he's trying to keep the ferret steady, but damn if the little thing isn't ridiculously slippery when he's all skittish and puffed out like that.]

Maybe we should be careful. This paper is easy to tear. [He tilts his head. Draco was nice and calm as long as they had treats.] Hisoka, do you have any snacks in your room?

Edited 2010-10-28 18:23 (UTC)

[Draco's still pretty twitchy because he's not sure where this plan's going, but his ears do twitch at the word 'snacks'. It's not like the Malnosso fed him or anything. There's a squeak to inquire about such before he turns his head, squeaking at Hisoka. Snacks?]

[Oh, now you want to eat. Couldn't have done it when he'd first offered back at the lake.] Why would I? I'm not you.

[Tsuzuki looks around the room.] Maybe I have something left from last night. Does ferrets eat crackers? [He hurries over to the nightstand and picks up a pack of half-eaten chocolate chip cookies that Hisoka hadn't cleaned away.] Lucky~ Come here, Draco.

[Ferretco was not hungry at the lake and is a pampered little brat no matter what. He perks up again when he sees the cookies, and he starts to head for Tsuzuki when he suddenly stops. Draco-brain says not to get anywhere near the purple-eyed man, but ferret-brain really would like those cookies. What do. Instead he just stares at Tsuzuki for a bit to test him. If he attempts to pick him up, he's making a break for it back onto Hisoka's shoulder.]

[Hold on forgetting the ferret for the moment because THIS IS SUDDENLY WAY MORE IMPORTANT.]

You were eating in my room?

Mmnpgh!

[Bad timing. He had just stuffed a cookie into his mouth. Tsuzuki shakes his head quickly instead, hiding the rest behind his back. Sorry, Draco. The only way to get treats would be to be sneaky.]

Edited 2010-10-30 16:08 (UTC)

[D:! What the hell! There is a displeased squeak and some light gnawing on Hisoka's thumb. You made him hide the goods, bro. How dare you.]

[NOT HELPING, DRACO. He swats the ferret lightly to make the biting stop.]

DID YOU GET CRUMBS IN MY BED?! I swear if I find even ONE ANT in here I'm going to make you eat it!

Edited 2010-10-31 06:47 (UTC)

[Tsuzuki coughs. He was trying to finish his cookie faster and it backfired.] I didn't eat them in your bed, how could a crumb end up there? I'm not going to eat ants, Hisoka!

[Tempting fate, he takes out a cookie for Draco and holds it up to the little, angry ferret. It's supposed to keep him from biting again.]

[He looks back and forth between Hisoka and Tsuzuki. Some things never change, apparently. However, he looks over at Tsuzuki and stops there as soon as that cookie comes into his line of vision. He's less angry now, but he's not moving very far beyond sniffing at it. Can I has?]

[No you cannot has, ferret. Because Tsuzuki's being an infuriating butt and Hisoka's too angry to really keep himself on point and remember why they'd come in the first place. He's starting to throw books.] GET THOSE COOKIES OUT OF HERE, YOU SLOB!

[Ow! Getting books thrown at you kind of hurt, you know. Tsuzuki pats his bruised chest.] Hisoka, careful! What if you hit Draco by accident? [He places the bag of cookies on the floor where ferrets can reach it if they wants, then approaches his partner.]

[If he hits Draco by accident, Hisoka's going to lose a few fingers :| However he's already trying to wriggle his way out and down to where the cookies are. COME HERE FOOD. Hisoka you can keep throwing a tantrum.]

HE'LL UNDERSTAND WHEN HE'S BETTER. [But no, he didn't get to be a ~~Stu~~ classically-trained archer by having poor aim. Draco's safe for now, unless he decides to be stupid and run into the path of one after it's bounced off of Tsuzuki. And if that happens, he deserves it.] TAKE YOUR DAMN COOKIES AND FEED THAT DAMN FERRET SOMEWHERE THAT'S NOT HERE.

Edited 2010-11-01 04:44 (UTC)

I was feeding him to keep him calm! Ow ow! Hisoka! [Tsuzuki considers rushing Hisoka and taking his book away - but he knows that his partner would have a terrible reaction to it. He's not about to scare him over just a couple of cookies.]

[Acting without thinking, he dives for the bed and grabs one of the pillows. Only to hurl it at Hisoka's head a second later. Look like Draco gets to have a few cookies while Tsuzuki tries to find his way back to the floor.]

[Somehow the cookies have been forgotten because Ferretco is just staring. What the hell is the matter with both of you? You're both insane, completely insane! Draco turns his head back and forth to watch between Hisoka and Tsuzuki, blinking and instinctively ducking when that pillow flies. He's just going to slither over to where the cookies are and help himself to one. Carry on. Obviously you two have a lover's quarrel to work out.]

YOU COULD KEEP HIM CALM WITHOUT BRINGING SUGAR IN HERE! I DON'T SLEEP IN A CAFETERIA!! [Oh, really? You want to throw pillows? HISOKA IS THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TO THROW THINGS. He storms closer and reaches up to snag Tsuzuki in a headlock. THE ABUSE WILL NOW COMMENCE.]

[Enjoy your cookie, Draco. This might take a minute.]

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[Action] it's up to you guys whether it works or not!

[Action] just to keep up with what's happened in other threads, he shall remain a ferret :O

[Action] Then we'll clearly need to sabotage this endeavor.

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[Action] I need to get better at tagging more than twice a day during the week @_@

[Action] And it would help if I'd noticed this got a tag last night oops

[Action] it's easy to miss what with all the other tags

[Action] Jessie is just silly, that's all

[Action] THERE'S A LOT OF HISOKA AND TSUZUKI AND FERRETS HAPPENING OKAY. :|

[Action] I know, I stalk the other threads. >:))))

[Action] Linn is such a stalker~

[Action] I FEEL EXPOSED.

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[Action] I never nabbed any of those "physical abuse is how he loves" icons. I should fix ths. :|